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{"type":"general","setup":"Why are skeletons so calm?","punchline":"Because nothing gets under their skin.","id":305}
{"type":"standard","title":"Electoral district of Newtown","displaytitle":"Electoral district of Newtown","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5355774","titles":{"canonical":"Electoral_district_of_Newtown","normalized":"Electoral district of Newtown","display":"Electoral district of Newtown"},"pageid":10678233,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/NSW_Electoral_District_2023_-_Newtown.svg/330px-NSW_Electoral_District_2023_-_Newtown.svg.png","width":320,"height":275},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/NSW_Electoral_District_2023_-_Newtown.svg/2000px-NSW_Electoral_District_2023_-_Newtown.svg.png","width":2000,"height":1717},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1219810929","tid":"cb125984-fea8-11ee-91b9-75fe07454d07","timestamp":"2024-04-19T23:59:01Z","description":"State electoral district of New South Wales, Australia","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electoral_district_of_Newtown","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electoral_district_of_Newtown?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electoral_district_of_Newtown?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Electoral_district_of_Newtown"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electoral_district_of_Newtown","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Electoral_district_of_Newtown","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electoral_district_of_Newtown?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Electoral_district_of_Newtown"}},"extract":"Newtown is an electoral district of the Legislative Assembly in the Australian state of New South Wales.","extract_html":"
Newtown is an electoral district of the Legislative Assembly in the Australian state of New South Wales.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How are false teeth like stars?","punchline":"They come out at night!","id":112}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?","punchline":"He's all right now.","id":89}
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Sonic R is a 1997 racing game developed by Traveller's Tales and Sonic Team and published by Sega for the Sega Saturn. It is the third rac